Sunday, August 30, 2009

10:00 pm


This was a day of peace and rest, and we are very grateful for it. Much as I admired his preaching and writing, I strongly disagree with the late James Montgomery Boice, who once said, "The Lord's Day should be a day of holy activity, a day when we are very busy." This is a sentiment many have bought into, but I see nothing in Scripture that sets aside the principle of the Sabbath rest. Busywork can be accomplished any day of the week. The Lord's Day is for rest and worship. When the Lord's Day tires one out, something is wrong. And as a friend of mine once said, when the Lord's Day becomes a list of things you can't do, then you've effectively bled the joy out of the day, and you are unable to call the Sabbath a delight. Very well said.


After morning worship (and a magnificent sermon), we came home and ate a very light lunch and then took a Sunday drive. We who were once so arrogant about the fact that we don't have to pay garbage and sewer bills because we have a well and because we can put our trash into any dumpster in the county...we are regretting our complacency. Our county has opened a new waste disposal center and removed almost all of the easily-accessed dumpsters (including the one at the market just down the road from us). So now we have to either drive to the waste disposal center, or drive five miles to Fort Blackmore and use their dumpsters. The third option, which is looking better by the minute, is to start burning all the burnable trash we can in our fire pit. We'll likely do a combination of the latter two options.


After we got home, we took naps and then MeeMaw baked a loaf of bread.


We're looking forward to Tuesday. Our beloved friends Ro and Lee have located a source of raw milk, and are going to bring us some (not a moment too soon, either!), along with some fresh grass-fed Scottish Highland beef from a neighbor of theirs. No steroids, hormones, or antibiotics were ever given to this cow, which was raised on good Virginia grass and nothing else. Can't wait!


If you look very, very carefully at the photo below, you can see Bonnie and me in the center of the frame. MeeMaw took this while Bonnie and I were walking in the cemetary this afternoon. Fresh air is a medicine all its own.


Rest well, loved ones. All of you are in our prayers.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

9:44 pm

Thus far, a pretty quiet day at Possum Cough. MeeMaw had to work, and after she got home, we went shopping in Bristol and got a bite to eat. It rained like crazy on the way home, but cleared up before we arrived at the farm. This made taking Bonnie out for her afternoon walk much easier.


We'll do a more comprehensive update tomorrow, d.v. For now, enjoy two of my favorite songs...


The first is Gilbert O'Sullivan's "January Git." I was amazed to find this video, since it's one of "Ray's" more obscure songs. The video's not bad, considering that this was done in 1971!


And finally, there's Dwight Yoakam's Buenos Noches From A Lonely Room. Yoakam consistently sounds good live, which cannot be said for too many artists. This is because he can actually do what he does, as opposed to letting studio trickery do it for him. His vibrato is remarkable on his studio recordings, and is pretty good here, too. So here 'tis.


Rest well, loved ones. MeeMaw and I are sending out all kinds of farm love.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

6:58 pm

A 17th century samurai once wrote, "The elegance of simplicity can be, to the appreciative eye, a most astonishing thing." I happen to agree with this sentiment, and I can say that our weekend here at Possum Cough was elegant and astonishing.


It was a simple weekend.


Saturday morning, MeeMaw and I took Bonnie for a longish walk. She's a delight to walk because she is attentive and obedient, and as easy to steer as an old Ford truck.




We stopped at the graveyard and I gave Bonnie some etiquette lessons on approaching a grave of a Confederate soldier. She seemed to be impressed with the gravity of my words.



MeeMaw and Bonnie stopped to watch the white cattle in the southern valley as they made their way to the pond for a drink.


And the early morning mist gave everything just the right feel, an ancient feel. The utility poles look just like the ones William Wallace marched past on his way to the battle at Stirling.



We righted a wreath that the wind - ever present on the sad hill - had taken down atop a fresh grave.


We let Bonnie romp through the pastures and even the woodlot, and then we took her home to cure her of her doggy smell. A little water clears us of the deed, as Lady MacBeth noted. And a little coconut shampoo doesn't hurt.


Here's MeeMaw clocking Bonnie going zero in a fifty-five zone.



As the day waned, we all sat outside in the west (front) pasture and read. Well, truth be told, Bonnie didn't read. She forgot her books. But she enjoyed sitting under our chairs.



Later, Bonnie and I went up into the woods to survey Mr. Davidson's pasture behind us. His silage corn is coming in nicely; I was surprised that I didn't see any deer. In about a month and a half, when he begins cutting silage, the cows in the surrounding pastures will keep us awake for a few nights as they bellow for a bellyful of the fresh corn and the stalks.



Bonnie took me on a rapid, shoulder-yanking tour of the woodlot. I knew she had struck trail by her body language: low and intense and very fast. I thought perhaps she was tracking a rabbit...right up to the point where a big old coon raised his head and looked at us. Bonnie dragged me to the tree where he fled and barked at him like a pro. She was so arrogant and proud for the rest of the evening. Treed her first coon, she did. And I didn't even get a picture...


After we left the coon behind, I took Bonnie back to the house. I went up to the south pasture and noticed that the seaberries have arrived. The birds will make short work of them. I just wish I could get a definitive answer on whether or not they're edible for humans. If so, we could have us some fine jelly or jam. I've tasted a couple of them (very cautiously) and they are pleasantly sweet. So far, no seizures or loss of bowel control for PeePaw...



One of my favorite daily sights...the Clinch Mountains in their quiet majesty. And before I forget, let me wish a belated Happy Birthday to both Mollie and Karen. Old men tend to be neglect certain niceties sometimes. But I hope the both of y'all know that I never do so out of lack of love. Happy Birthday and all our love to you both.



When I came down the pasture, Shorty and Domino were grazing along. I fed them some carrots and Shorty let me scrub his ears (some of Mollie's talent must have rubbed off on me). We love these equine beauties, but to tell the truth, we're looking forward to them moving back to their regular pasture. We want the entire woodlot and south pasture for Bonnie to romp in.




Five Pines looks as somber and mystical as ever, like a gateway into a faerie tale where a lad goes into the woods and meets a talking animal or an elf or a magical beast who changes the direction of his life...


This afternoon, we sat outside and let Bonnie get better acquainted with the bovines.



MeeMaw helped Bonnie with her algebra homework...



And then Bonnie watched with exquisite hostile interest as one of the barn kittens took a drink from the bird bath.



She went perfectly apoplectic when two more of the kittens joined the first one and drank the bird bath dry in 30 seconds.



At the end of a cool, breezy Sunday, what more could an old man want than to sit on a log in his own woods and think calm thoughts?

Rest well, loved ones.

Monday, August 17, 2009

9:29 pm

Another Monday is at an end, and we are again reminded of the fleeting and relentless nature of time. It slips away so easily, and yet is so brutal in its neverending push toward our last day. This is indeed Monday night, and before we can think many thoughts, it will be Friday night again. But for now, the cats are content to enjoy a cool Monday night in the mountains.



We just came inside from walking and romping with Bonnie the budding farm-dog. She has developed a very humorous technique for prolonging our outdoor time. She will do her "business," as it were, and then meander around, perhaps eat some grass, lift a paw and "point" at some cows, etc. And then when she senses that it's time to go back inside, she will grab the leash in her mouth and pull us sideways, trying to start up a tug-of-war. She will also leap into the air and twist around as if she's having an epileptic fit. Or channeling Joe Cocker (spaniel?). While she's doing this, she has the most effulgent dog smile on her face. It's a grand game. But now she's settling down, pacing from room to room, trying to decide on whether to gnaw her Kong toy or take a pre-bedtime nap. If one were to replace the words "Kong toy" with "some of MeeMaw's cookies," one would have a fairly accurate description of PeePaw's nightly routine, too.


Last evening when we were sitting outside, all of the barn cats came out and lined up to watch us. When Bonnie stood up and snorted, they all zipped off in different directions. Bonnie was smiling, I think.


Yesterday, we had our homecoming service at church, and it was very interesting and pleasant to witness. The homecoming tradition is very common in the mountain culture, although this was the first homecoming service (as far as the records show) in the congregation's entire 137 year history. Perhaps because they've always felt it wasn't sufficiently Presbyterian? Who can say? At any rate, the basic gist of the homecoming service is that invitations are sent far and wide to former members and attendees who no longer attend or live in the area. The session oversaw a separate homecoming committee, and the ladies on that committee worked very hard to try and contact as many "old timers" as possible. Praying that the response would be good, we set up the fellowship hall to hold the worship service, since the regular meeting hall only holds 75-80 comfortably.


Come Sunday morning, we ended up with somewhere in the neighborhood of 120-150. We very much enjoyed meeting some people who had been members years ago and moved away. The service was joyful and majestic (and the music sounded much better than in the meeting hall, since the acoustics are livelier). Afterwards, we had a fellowship meal, and then there was a slide show with old pictures all the way back to the 1930's.


The highlight of the day for us was getting to meet a teaching elder emeritus named Frank Chapo. Mr. Chapo is twice-widowed, and lives in Johnson City. Even though in his eighties, he still attends as many presbytery meetings as he can, and seems to have enormous physical energy and natural force. A trim, tidy little man with a crewcut and deeply lined wrinkled face, he exudes love and Christlikeness from the minute one encounters him. Mr. Chapo (who was born in Poland) was drafted into the German army in World War II and, according to his own words, looted and stole things during the course of the war. He was converted to Christ after the war, and then later went back into the countries where he had stolen things and returned these things and made restitution to the owners. He has translated some gospel tracts into Polish and delights in passing literature to anyone who will take it.


When John (our pastor) introduced MeeMaw and me to Mr. Chapo, he took my hand in both of his and looked into my face with the kindest look I've seen in many years. After we exchanged pleasantries, I gestured to MeeMaw and said, "May I present my wife...?" and Mr. Chapo took her hands in his and said, "Ah! And you are the queen!" MeeMaw was so charmed and flustered, she could only blush and say, "Thank you! Thank you!"


What was really interesting was a little later when we met a former pastor of the congregation. I approached him because (a) he was by himself and (b) I didn't recognize him. He was leaning up against the wall, hands in his pockets, whistling to himself. When I introduced myself and MeeMaw, he gave me a big ol' used car salesman handshake and started up a snappy, semi-sarcastic line of patter. We excused ourselves after a few minutes. And though we didn't talk about it until we were driving home, we were both thinking the same thing: the contrast between Mr. Chapo and the former pastor could not have been more dramatic.


Another lovely memory of Mr. Chapo for Meemaw...while we were singing "And Can It Be (That I Should Gain)?" in the service, MeeMaw noticed that Mr. Chapo was singing while looking around at the congregation, attempting to catch peoples' attention and beaming his great smile. She said it was as if he were singing TO the congregation, exhorting us, encouraging us. Being in this man's presence for a few minutes is like a tonic for the heart. Bless him. We're hoping to contact him and invite him to Possum Cough for a meal and some old-time visitin'.


With regret, we had to leave before the slide show because at that point, Bonnie had been in her crate for over four hours and we needed to get home and let her take a bathroom break. When we started to pull out of the parking lot, I stopped while MeeMaw put hand sanitizer on my hands and on hers (all the hand-shaking with all the folks with colds is NOT a good thing, and this is our usual custom). Then we left the parking lot and headed home. Some of you will recall that Bloomingdale Road (on which the church building is located) is a narrow, very winding two-lane country road. We were just a mile or two from the church when around a sharp corner came a kid (looked to be about 17 or 18) in a fast little car. He was going at least 60 (in a 45 mph zone), the car almost over on two wheels...and he was in our lane, headed right for us. Both of us inhaled - that's truly all we had time to do - and braced for impact. At the very last moment, the car veered over into its own lane and whipped past us, disappearing in an instant. My heart was pounding so hard I couldn't speak. MeeMaw's eyes were as big as saucers. And we both whispered, "Thank you, Father." On the ride home, we were very aware of how He had protected us. If we had been just five or ten seconds farther down that road, the kid would have hit us head on at over 60mph. If we hadn't stopped to sanitize our hands, we would have been badly hurt at the very least...and perhaps worse. We are comforted not only that we were protected, but that the smallest details are in the hand of Him Who loves us.


The time has slipped away even more, and it is time to prepare for sleep here at Possum Cough. Rest well, loved ones.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

5:18 pm

Our old Texas thermometer out on the back deck is reading 87F right now, which is pretty warm for these parts. We're not complaining (especially after MeeMaw just saw that it was 106F in San Antonio today), and all things considered, it's not bad. In the shade, it's pleasant. The sun itself is as merciless as a hammer, but in the woods or the darkety part of the yard, it's fair tolerable.


MeeMaw worked today, and Bonnie and PeePaw romped around and actually did some work in the yard today. After MeeMaw got home, we left Her Royal Redness in her crate and went down to the town to return library books and eat a late dinner/early supper at Burgers R Us in Lynn Garden. Very good chow. We were served by a lady with whom PeePaw used to work at the hospital (she's still there, but works part-time on the weekends waitressing). Then it was back home for some more romping with Bonnie.





One thing about having a dog - they can really make a person take stock of life and the future. Here PeePaw is contemplating his new career as perfume salesman at the ladies counter in Belk's...



Another great thing about dogs is that one can take all sorts of liberties with their dignity and live to tell about it. If one tried to put a hat on Butternut, one would bear more scars than one has room for. But Bonnie took it all in stride. Fact of business, she does a pretty mean Texas Two-Step.




This morning, Bonnie took PeePaw for a long walk, and we ended up at the cemetery. She enjoyed herself quite a bit, and particularly enjoyed watching the cows across the road. She has a natural dignity and is very photogenic, but is not at all haughty or "show-doggy."



Perhaps one of the best things about Bonnie is her eagerness to please and her ready obedience. She does typical puppy things (chasing the cats, attacking PeePaw when he's not looking, eating the cats' food if we don't monitor her movements in the house, etc.). But we never have to raise our voices with her. She understands our speech very well and immediately complies with whatever we direct her to do. She made PeePaw rather nervous last night in an encounter with a local critter (more about that in a separate post), but is very pleasant.


Except for one thing.


She has that peculiar canine habit (Sophie had the same habit) of looking at the cats' litterbox as a salad bar of sorts. So if we're not watching her very, very keenly, she slips into the utility room and thinks to herself, "Let's see...what shall we have tonight?" But we will speak of this no further, and we will pray for Bonnie's rehabilitation.



Bonnie is, incidentally, the first big dog either of us have ever owned. She is such a presence. And it's very touching to see how devoted to us she's become in a very short period of time.


Bonnie loves her some MeeMaw. And MeeMaw loves her some Bonnie.

Rest well, loved ones.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

5:00 pm

Genuine summer has arrived in force at Possum Cough. For the past few days, a front has been stalled over our region, bringing temperatures around 90F and some very high (for this area) humidity. The air is draped in a blue haze, and the drone of locusts and katydids is hypnotic and seductive. All of us - animals included - are behaving in the manner I remember from my childhood. As little movement as possible. When movement is necessary, it is as langorous as a sloth's sigh. Seek the shade. Seek the breeze. Talk little. Eat less than usual. Suck down fluids until your belly sloshes when you move. But try not to move much.


We've been harvesting some really nice yellow crookneck squash from the garden beds, along with our first (sadly premature) SugarBaby watermelon. The tomatoes are coming in with great beauty, and we even have some ears of corn ripening. Back when we thought we were going to have goats by this summer, we planted some mangle beets to supplement their feed. They are a nice, hardy beet. Here's what they look like:


They're too "woody" for human consumption, but goats and chickens are reported to love them. I washed one and cut it up and offered it to Shorty and Domino. They crunched it down like candy. They were uninterested in the beautiful leafy greens, though. Actually, the greens might be fit for human consumption. One never knows what MeeMaw may throw in the stewpot...



We spent all day yesterday with some friends of ours who live just a little north of us, Ro and Lee. They own a quirky farm of about 18 acres on top of a mountain in some truly gorgeous country. The area used to be rife with coal mines. Though the mines are largely played out, there is still a little bit of mining done in the area, and most people who live in those particular mountains have at least one stove or furnace that burns coals in the wintertime.



In addition to their house (a lovely old farmhouse with a great front porch), Ro and Lee's property contains a "grandpa house," which Ro built by hand so that Lee's father (now deceased) could live with them when he was elderly and unable to care for himself. There's also a barn, a smokehouse, several outbuildings, and an old store that the coal company used to run. Ro and Lee keep their deep freezers in the store, along with most of their tools and yard implements. When they were describing the old store, I kept hearing the Tennessee Ernie Ford classic "Sixteen Tons" in my head. "I owe my soul to the company store..."



They also have eight or nine of the prettiest highbush blueberry bushes we've ever seen in our lives. They built a timber frame around them and covered it with deer netting, which keeps out the birds and deer and coons and groundhogs and coyotes and, yes, the bears. Since the bushes are so well-protected, they produce prodigious amounts of blueberries. We spent almost an hour picking the beauties, at Ro's insistence. Here's MeeMaw with her bucket harness, goin' at it:


Speaking of "harness," when Ro and Lee brought the contraptions out, I thought I'd quote a bit of Shakespeare. So I dug down in my memory and came up with a nugget from MacBeth: "Come winds - blow, wrack! At least we'll die with harness on our back!"



The three of them stared at me. Somewhere off in the distance, a hawk shrieked. And then MeeMaw cocked her head and said, "Did you just make that up? Or did you get that outta some ol' book?" They all walked away from me, leaving me to smart in my shame.



While we were picking blueberries, Ro and Lee were preparing bread dough. They built a brick wood-fired oven outside the smokehouse a few months ago and have never used it. They had started a fire in it just before we arrived that morning, and by the time we were done berry picking, the loaves were ready to be put in. Ro raked the fire out, brushed the floor down, and it was time.
And no, that's not the world's largest beer in Ro's hand. It's a pitcher of very good iced tea that Lee makes. You can see the raw loaves on the board she's carrying.
Lee placed the loaves on this homemade table that Ro fashioned from a discarded restaurant table. It's very handily located, and he's used the table to dress out meat from his hogs and cows in the past. Easy to clean and sanitize. The bottoms of the loaves are coated with coarse cornmeal.
Here's Ro as he prepares to load the loaves into the oven. The large paddle he used is called a "peel."
We didn't have a thermometer for the oven, but from resting our hands on the bricks and thrusting our arms into the oven for just a second, we estimated that it was near 500F.
In about 30-40 minutes, the loaves were done. And they were exquisite. Light and flavorful, with a crunchy bottom crust. Lee sprayed them with water and sprinkled them heavily with coarse kosher salt just before they went into the oven, and this added greatly to their taste and texture.

After the loaves came out,we sat down outside under the shade of the porch on the grandpa house and enjoyed some tea. Ro also served some of his homemade wine to those who cared to imbibe, and he produced a most marvelous snack. I'll tell you about that in a few minutes.



Ro cut up some organic chicken and put it on the grill while Lee prepared a salad. While everything cooked, we sat and talked and sweated. The heat wasn't the worst thing. The worst thing was the lack of any breeze; it was absolutely and utterly still. The moisture hung in the air and all over us, uncooled and unevaporated. It was brutal and miserable, but we sat out there and ate when everything was finished. The chicken was some of the best we've ever eaten, and the bread and salad were so fresh, they tasted unreal. As soon as we were finished eating, we gathered everything up and dashed inside and turned on the a/c. Here we are gathered around the dining room table:



We talked for a while, and then Lee brought out her Celtic harp (she taught herself to play when they lived in a cabin in Alaska) and played hymns and lullabies for us. The harp is living artwork, functional and beautiful. It's tone is warm and resonant, and watching Lee coax the notes from the strings with her delicate plucks was like watching poetry in action. She let me pluck at it when she was done. There is something very interesting about having the soundbox leaning back against one's chest, absorbing the vibration and color of the tones. No wonder King Saul sent for the young David and his harp when the black moods took him.
After she finished playing, we realized that we' d been there all dang day, so we said our goodbyes and left - heavy laden with gifts, as usual.



When we got home, MeeMaw washed the blueberries we picked. You can't really tell it from the angle of this picture, but that big stainless steel bowl holds about three gallons, and it's full to the brim. You've never tasted berries like these, and that's not hyperbole.
I mentioned a special snack earlier. Ro asked me, "Do you like sardines?" Well, this made me want to laugh because it reminded me of my favorite scene from the old movie "The Burbs." But I kept a straight face and replied in the affirmative. Ro broke out a packet of King Oscar Mediterranean Style Sardines, soaked in olive oil, garlic, dill, pepper, and black olives. He broke out a box of Triscuits made with olive oil and rosemary, heaped a sardine on one, and took a bite, chewing with gusto. He bade me do the same. As I did, I made faces and loud noises for MeeMaw's benefit. She was also remembering that scene from The Burbs and was trying not to laugh. But in truth, these were the most magnificent sardines I've ever eaten. Before we left their house, Ro handed me a packet of them and whispered conspiratorially, "Put those in your pocket." I felt as if I'd been handed some cigarettes or prophylactics. I will treasure them for a while, and then will eat them with praise and gratitude.
We were also the recipients of about four gallons of black walnuts from their trees in the back. After I get them shelled, MeeMaw will freeze them and will use them to make muffins, brownies, cookies, etc. I may just eat 'em by themselves. Like blueberries, black walnuts are a "superfood," full of antioxidants.
And before we left, I asked Ro if I could have a piece of coal from his coalpile outside the house. I explained that I wanted to coat it with polyurethane and use it as a paperweight or put it on a shelf as a knickknack. He helped me select several nice pieces, including some with dramatic strata showing. "Bituminous" is one of those words I like to say just for the heck of saying it. It has a good mouth feel. Here is our possum examining the bituminous coal:

I also forgot to mention that I helped Ro dispose of a large hornet's nest. I say "helped" in the sense that I dropped it into a barrel and he poured hot embers from the brick oven all over it. I had nothing to do with the heroic part of the capture. Ro had gone out the night before in the dark and swooped a big plastic bag around the whole thing, tied it up, and put it in a garbage can into which he had previously sprayed a lot of hornet/wasp spray. When I think back on Joshi-O and me, with our flaming attempt to destroy the hornets at Possum Cough, I feel ashamed. As if I'd just quoted the Bard and been stared down into silence.


Rest well, loved ones.